Tuesday, February 16, 2021

THE LOST TESTAMENT OF SAM BUTERA: THE RISE & FALL OF ‘THE WILDEST SHOW IN VEGAS’


THE LOST TESTAMENT 

OF SAM BUTERA: 

THE RISE & FALL 

OF ‘THE WILDEST SHOW 

IN VEGAS’

 

BURT KEARNS

 

February 16, 2021

 

Sax player and arranger Sam Butera was ‘Keith Richards to Louis Prima’s Mick Jagger’ once he joined the great trumpeter, singer and bandleader in Las Vegas in 1954. With vocalist Keely Smith, the group leaped into national consciousness on the wings of songs like ‘Just A Gigolo,’ ‘Jump Jive An’ Wail’ and ‘That Old Black Magic.’ Burt Kearns and Rafael Abramovitz sat down with Butera in 1991 and got the real story about the Mob’s connection to Vegas and the raunchy private lives of the musicians. The interviews were never published. Some are now shared here, on PKM.

 

Sam Butera was a red-hot, 27-year-old rhythm and blues tenor saxophone player from New Orleans when, on Christmas Eve 1954, he got the call to work with his musical hero, Louis Prima, in Las Vegas. The result — a joyful mix of Dixieland jazz, jump blues and rock ’n’ roll, combined with the impeccable vocals of a deadpan female singer — launched “Louis Prima & Keely Smith with Sam Butera and the Witnesses” into the biggest musical success the gambling city had yet to see. Butera’s wailing, honking sax and innovative arrangements provided the crucial spark, and recordings of songs including Just A GigoloWhen You’re SmilingJump Jive An’ Wail, and That Old Black Magic extended their fame far beyond the Vegas Strip.

 

 

The New Orleans Times-Picayune referred to Sam Butera as “Keith Richards to Prima’s Mick Jagger.” Butera was also known for his fierce loyalty to Prima and as a man who knew how to keep secrets. Like the mobsters who ran the casinos and clubs where he worked, and the goodfellas who made up a significant portion of his fanbase, Butera lived by the code of omertà, and when he died in 2009, it was assumed he’d taken his secrets with him.   No one knew that in February 1991, he told all.  Over days in the living room of his home on Chapman Drive in Las Vegas, Butera revealed to journalists and screenwriters Burt Kearns and Rafael Abramovitz the story behind the rise and fall of “The Wildest Show in Vegas.”

 

The interviews were never published. What follows are highlights from the lost testament of Sam Butera.

 

(VIDEO: Louis Prima – Sam Butera plays Night Train -with Keely Smith, Sam Butera and the Witnesses.)

 

I worked for Louis Prima’s brother, Leon, for four years at the 500 Club on Bourbon Street [in New Orleans]. And I always loved Louis Prima. My mother and father used to tell me about him when I was a little boy growing up. Louis Prima used to play at the Saenger Theatre in New Orleans. That’s when they had vaudeville and stuff. And my mother and father loved the way he sang and loved the things that he did. They always talked about him.

 

I was always interested in meeting him one day, maybe getting a chance to work with him. ’Course, this was wishful thinking at that time. It was, I forget the year, it was 1954, I think it was. I wasn’t working with Leon at that time. I had formed my own group and I was doing the Sunday afternoon jam sessions at a place called Perez’s Oasis, which is on the Airline Highway, and I had a hell of a following. And Louis Prima was working there. This is when Louis and Keely were… “on their last leg,” you might say. They were there with a twelve-piece band, playing stock band arrangements, and things were not going well for Louis or Keely.

 

And so, Mr. Perez told Louis, he said, “I got this kid.” I was twenty-seven. He says, “I’ve got this young man who plays the Sunday afternoon jam session. Would you mind if he did it with you? ’Cause he has a wonderful following here.” And Louis said, “Of course not. It would be a pleasure.” So I went out there, and then I got an arrangement, walked on stage, told the guys the key and just played with the rhythm section. Never sang. Just did all instrumentals. And Louis and Keely were very impressed with my performance, the way I handled myself and such onstage. And after we got through, Louis called me on the side and said, “Well, we’ll be leaving here. I don’t know where we’re headed for, but –” he said, “if ever something happens, I’d love to have you with me,” and so on. I didn’t– you know, you hear one thing, in one ear and out the other. I said, “Well, whatever.” You know, fine.

 

Lounge performers were on a lower rung

of the show business hierarchy. All that

was about to change when Sam Butera

pulled into Las Vegas on December 26, 1954.

 

So I was doing a couple of nights at the Monteleone Hotel [in the French Quarter], with a band. I worked there because I had gotten hurt in an automobile accident so I couldn’t go on the road. I just had to get something where I sit down and be comfortable. So I was working at the Monteleone Hotel, all of a sudden I get a call. It’s from Louis Prima. He said, “Sam, it’s happening!” I said, “What?” And he said, “Las Vegas is happening for us!” I said, “Boy, that’s great, Louis.” He said, “When can you come up?” I said, “Well, I don’t know,” I said. “When would you want me?” He said, “Come tomorrow!” I said, “Tomorrow’s Christmas!” He said, “What’s the matter? What difference it make?”  I said, “No, I got to spend Christmas home.” I said, “I’ll be up on the twenty-sixth.” He said, “Well, bring a drummer and a piano player with you.”


Tommy Maxwell and Dick Johnson were in my band.  I told the guys, “Listen, we’re goin’ to Vegas, be with Louis. Right away.” They asked me, “Well, how much money?” I said, “Don’t worry about the money!” (laughs) ’Cause I was doing very well financially in New Orleans because of the hit records I’d had. “Don’t worry about the money.” Well…

 

Fire at the Casbar

 

Louis Prima, at 44, was a renowned trumpeter, big band leader, singer, composer of the jazz classic “Sing, Sing, Sing” and entertainer known as “the Italian Louis Armstrong.” With a career dating back to the 1920s, and a sound rooted in New Orleans jazz and swing music, Prima was always open to the latest trend, and had downsized to a small combo. The new act, featuring his comic mugging and the smoky jazz vocals of his 26-year-old (fourth) wife, Keely Smith, had opened an engagement at the Sahara Hotel on the Las Vegas Strip. Despite Prima’s past success, his group was not booked into the main showroom, but in a casino lounge, an open-area bar where gamblers slipped in to drink away their blues between losses and performers and dealers gathered after their shows and shifts. Lounge entertainment was usually unobtrusive. Lounge performers were on a lower rung of the show business hierarchy. All that was about to change when Sam Butera pulled into Las Vegas on December 26, 1954.

 

I came in that evening.  And my horn wasn’t there. It was left in Houston. And I had no clothing except the clothes I wore on my back. I called Louis, I said, “Louis, I can’t go on tonight.” He said, “What do you mean you can’t go on? I told you, I been tellin’ all these people that you’re gonna be here tonight.” I said, “I have no horn or clothes.” He said, “We’ll get you a horn. And we’ll get you clothes.”

 



We went into the Sahara Hotel and there was a lounge they called the Casbar, which was a nice lounge, man. Right on top of the people. And there was a ramp they put from the stage that went over the bar and some steps in front of the bar so we could walk down there and do the march thing (marching the horn section around the room, playing “When the Saints Go Marching In”). People love that. That was always the thing in New Orleans.  Every band in New Orleans did the marching thing. It was nothing new that we were creating. They all did it, but these people out here, I guess they hadn’t been exposed to that kind of carrying on, you might say.

 

It was so wild! It was unheard of to come on a group without a rehearsal, just walk onstage and say, “Here, play the music,” you know? That was a muthafucka, man. But we were sharp enough, our ears were big enough to hear and surmise what he wanted. And right from that moment I saw that the guys would follow me, and I’d add things on, little thing here, little thing there. And Louis was groovin’ and doing different things, like the “answering thing” when he’s playing. He’d sing one thing, and I’d actually play it exact on the saxophone. Like we did on Oh, Marie: “Whatsa matter? You can’t play in Italian?”  And it was funny.

 

(VIDEO: Louis Prima – When You’re Smiling / C’è La Luna / Zooma Zooma / Oh, Marie)

 

And they were hysterical, he and Keely. Keely, oh I loved it when she sang. I thought she was absolutely a wonderful singer. Her intonation was just fantastic, her phrasing was great and her performance — well, you know their whole thing was Keely not showing emotion and making fun of Louis whenever she had the opportunity to. People would laugh at that.  And she’d just stand up there with a blank face and listen. Look at her! And here we are groovin’, knocking our asses off, and she’s just there like she don’t give a fuck.

 

How the name “The Witnesses” came about, after the first set was over, Louis always acknowledged: “Ladies and gentlemen, may I have, Keely Smith! Sam Butera!” And he couldn’t think of the names of the guys — the two guys. Louis had never met them before we walked on stage! And I said, “The witnesses!” And he said, “The Witnesses!” and then people laughed, and so we kept the name. The Witnesses.


We got offstage and Louis looked at me and he says, “I told you!” And that was it. After the sets, Jesus Christ, everybody was grabbing me, hugging me, the people, the fans in the audience. “About time you showed up!”Kidding me, because I was supposed to come Christmas night, and Louis told them, “He can’t make it.” And the fans immediately enjoyed what I did. They really did, right from the get-go. It was different, a fire, man, under the group.  When I got there, fire happened.

 

 The people who were there before I got there were like mamalukes in the audience. Mamaluke is somebody that’s dead. You know, just about dead. Mamalukes. (chuckles) Like you’re dead, like a fucking fish hand.  Like nothing.

  

‘I’ll tell you, he was an incredible entertainer….

He knew show business inside out. I ain’t never

seen a performer in my whole life, nobody, but

nobody can get on the same stage with him.’

–  Sam Butera on Louis Prima

 

Prima had reserved a room for Sam and the boys at the Monte Carlo, an inexpensive motel about a mile down the Strip from the Sahara. But before tucking in, Sam had got first taste of Las Vegas cuisine.

 

It’s the first time I had ever seen a — not a brunch. What’d they call it? Chuckwagon. Chuckwagon. Where they get a big round of meat and they cut slices off.  I think it was a buck and a half. And I said, “Son of a bitch, man, I get me some…” So I used to have chuckwagon every night, trying to save money. ’Cause I came out here, Louis gave me two-fifty. I said, “Oh, shit, man.” He said, “Hang in.” He didn’t give me a raise.  Didn’t give me a raise. Didn’t give me a raise. I was making five, six hundred a week, seven hundred a week in New Orleans. He said, “Be patient.” And so I was.


April 19-20, 1956: Making a record

 

Louis had always wanted to record with Capitol Records. And boy, when they came around, man, when he got that contract from Capitol Records, he was in seventh heaven! They heard about all the noise. L.A. ain’t that far apart from Vegas and they heard fast what’s happening with Louis and Keely and myself.  Somebody told them, “Hey, you gotta get this group. They’re tearing it up in Las Vegas.” They sent Doyle Gilmore, who was an A&R man. And he was an ex-drummer. And he heard the group and told Louis, he says, “We would like to record you.” And Louis negotiated with him, I guess, and got it on.

 

We started getting arrangements together. That’s when we got Gigolo and I Ain’t Got Nobody. Little Red [trombone player Jimmie “Little Red” Blount, another recruit from Butera’s New Orleans band, The Night Trainers] and I were together then. We got the arrangement down.  Louis had these two tunes he wanted to do.  Just A Gigolo and I Ain’t Got Nobody. So we sat down and screwed around and come up with the chart.

 

(VIDEO: “Just A Gigolo/I Ain’t Got Nobody”- Louis Prima, Keely Smith, and Sam Butera & the Witnesses)

 

We had to drive to L.A. Couple new cars, so we drove down there. I was amazed. This round building. Hollywood and Vine. I have never been to L.A. before, except years ago. I saw this, man, I said, “Oh, shit.” I went into the studio and I saw this equipment, couldn’t believe the board they had. That board there was unbelievable, man. And we knew what we were gonna do. We did just what we did onstage. And it came out fantastic.

 

We did everything, the whole album, in one night.  Took us about five hours. The whole album. Oh, they were jumping up and down in the sound booth, you know, digging what we’re doing. And the sound there was like, hot. And they were excited. So was I, after seeing their reaction. But I had been seeing that reaction with the audience, months before I went to the studio with them, so I knew what was happenin’. And just watching how thrilled Louis was that things had a turnaround for him when he was — well, what was he?  I would say he was in his fifties then, or late forties when I came on the band (Prima was 45).  And he thought that it was all over.

 

They sent Louis a proof record. Louis told me to come by the house and he played it for me.  They were living at Bali Hai Motel.  It was right at the side, you might say, of the D.I. (Desert Inn). He said, “Sam, this is us. They finally got us on tape. The sound. The energy.  It’s us.” And he was right. Usually people love you, watching you, but to get that same production from just listening to you? They caught it.

 

The album, The Wildest!, credited to Louis Prima and “featuring Keely Smith, with Sam Butera & the Witnesses,” was released in November 1956.



Immediately the goddamn thing started selling albums like crazy. Oh, everybody’s thrilled for us. ’Cause Vegas was like a family at that time. Everybody knew everybody by name. In just about every hotel, you knew every dealer. ’Cause after they get through work, they’d come in and see us. Guys from Stu [Steubenville, Ohio, well-known for its Mob-run casinos] and all that crowd. Guys from all different areas of the country who came to Vegas to deal.  Because where they were from, it was illegal. So they had their own little cliques. “Where’ll we go? Let’s go see Louis and Keely and Sam.”

 

Actually, we were the hottest attraction in Vegas. We didn’t get to work till eleven, so we worked until four, five o’clock in the morning. Louis used to have the people in the audience going hysterical, then all of a sudden all your performers started coming in. And all the showgirls used to hang in there with us. Used to love that group. That’s when all your main showrooms had a line in front.  Line of girls. And of course, after the show, they were told to come sit in the lounge, to pretty it up. You know what I mean? Chicks. We had more fucking broads then. Oh, my God.  Man, oh man. Two, three broads a night, man.  That was, that was, that was — oh, it was unbelievable.


I never got any money from the records.  Louis and Keely made all the money. It was Louis Prima and Keely Smith, you know.  But they’d pay me for the record date, and that was it.  I didn’t make any royalties. Just for the session. But they were making a lot of bread.


Momo Giancana buys Sam a Jag

 

Louis, Keely and Sam’s popularity soared once again with the release of the single, That Old Black Magic, which reached #18 on the Billboard chart in December 1958, and won Louis & Keely a Grammy at the first annual awards show on May 4, 1959. 

 

Louis very rarely talked business around us, you know? I guess he figured the less we knew, the better off we were — meaning the less we knew about the business, how much money he and Keely were making, we wouldn’t cause no fuckin’ waves, you know? Asking him for this and ask him for that. Anyway [with ‘That Old Black Magic’] he told me, “Sam, we got ten more years, baby. Because of this fuckin’ hit, this is gonna last us ten years.” I said, “It’s a big record for us.” And he said, “We got some calls.”  He said, “We got a call over at the Chez Paree in Chicago, we got a call to work the Copa in New York. And then we come back, we’re gonna go to the Moulin Rouge in L.A.

 

My man, we went to Chicago in the fuckin’ dead of winter. Snowstormed! There were people in line around the fuckin’ block. It was so fuckin’ cold, I was living two blocks from the club and I had to catch a cab to go to work. That’s how fuckin’ cold it was. People were lined up around the block. Packed the Chez Paree! Mo [Chicago crime boss Sam “Momo” Giancana, who controlled many Vegas casinos] was there. And every fuckin’ hood in Chicago, he told, “Be there!” Every fuckin’ hood in Chicago was there — with their families, not alone! You wouldn’t fuckin’ believe it. Never had that much business in the history of the Chez Paree. No fuckin’ entertainer. And, well, anyway, that was history, boy.

 

Right from there we drove to New York, played the Copa. Standing room only. No act in the history of Copacabana drew that kind of people. And The Ed Sullivan Show. That was like the show at the time. When you got on The Ed Sullivan Show, you were classified as a superstar.

 

I bought a Jaguar. 1959. I bought the 3.4 litre four-door. Bought me one of those. I drove that. Me and three other guys. If I tell you who bought it for me — I can’t tell you who bought it for me because of — Sam bought it for me. Sam, uh, Mo. What is his last name? Giancana. He bought it for me. He said, “When you get the money to pay, pay me back.” So when I got back, fifty-five hundred, I think it was, when I got back home, I said, “Well, Louis, I gotta go pay this money,” I said. “Who should I contact?” Somebody else told me, “Mo told me to tell you to give the money to Johnny Drew at the Stardust.” ’Cause Chicago owned the Stardust.

 

Chicks. We had more fucking broads then. 

Oh, my God.  Man, oh man. Two, three broads

 a night,  man.  That was, that was, that was — 

oh, it was unbelievable.


And when I got to the Stardust, Johnny Drew told me, “Give the money to Keely. Tell her Mo said that’s her Christmas present.” And I said, “Man, I can’t give Keely Smith fifty-five hundred dollars!” I said, “Don’t do this to me!”  I said, “Let me give the money to Johnny Drew. If you want her to have it, send somebody to give it to her, but don’t make me give it to her.”  ‘Cause I didn’t want to get involved in nothing, man. I think she was making it with him, you know?  Then Louis would say, “What’d you give Keely five thousand five hundred dollars for?” What am I gonna tell him? Then he knows. He’s gonna know something’s fuckin’ up. He might of knew it was up then, but it seemed to me they didn’t give a fuck. They didn’t care. And I don’t know how all of a sudden she cared.

 

And that was 1959. Louis was making a lot of bread.  Lotta bread.  I still wasn’t a financial part of the act. I was, by that time, making about seventeen-fifty a week, which is good money. That was the most I ever made, was seventeen five.

 


 The Showroom

 

Louis, Keely and Sam reached the pinnacle of their success on December 29, 1959 when, after six years as the city’s top lounge act, they opened as headliners in the Painted Room, the main showroom of the Desert Inn on the Las Vegas Strip. Prima had negotiated a three-million-dollar deal to star at the D.I. for a minimum of twelve weeks a year for five years. “There was some discussion as to whether or not the transition from the lounge would be successful,” reviewer Duke wrote in Variety. “The answer is obvious — Prima & Smith are better than ever.” Unfortunately, just as Louis & Keely had achieved their dream, their marriage was unraveling. Louis’ philandering had been an open secret for years. Now Keely was carrying on affairs, and neither was attempting to hide them.


“The greatest act in show business!

They have no equals.” – Ed Sullivan

 

 I don’t want to say that Keely started going out on him, and he started going out on Keely.

 

Well, he saw her. See, that’s the thing. I feel like I’m incriminating myself, and I could get in a lotta– She was always…. she’d make a play for this guy or that guy. It looked innocent. Aw, I can’t mention names. No members of the band. No, just people in the audience who had influential friends. Entertainers, and I don’t know if Louis knew it or not. I really don’t.  She made it with so many people, man.  It’s unbelievable.


She had been doing it long prior to that. When she was with the big band, she was making it with a lot of guys in the band. Jimmy Vincent made it with her, you know. Whole bunch of guys made it with her. Keely, one night with Bobby Darin, with Sammy Davis, Billy Eckstine, Nat King Cole — you fuckin’ name ’em. Really liked to fuck, that’s all.  I was never there when it happened. It was just told to me. To each his own.  Didn’t mean nuttin’ to me, ’cause I’m fuckin’ around, too. And you couldn’t say nothing because Louis didn’t want to hear no talk about it. He would just laugh, ha ha, and walk — everything was a joke. Aw, it’s just bullshit, you know. Bullshit.


Keely, one night with Bobby Darin,

with Sammy Davis, Billy Eckstine,

Nat King Cole — you fuckin’ name ’em.

 

And we all said, “How the fuck can he put up with this shit, her fuckin around like this? Then you think back, well, how can she put up with it? And we all shake our heads. I don’t know, man. There’s a fuckin’ wild situation here. See, the way I surmised it, Louis was a swinger all of his life. That didn’t just start there at the Sahara. That’s bullshit. He had five wives, you know, and he liked, liked, liked ladies. He loved ladies, man, and I guess Keely must’ve not been blind. But he was at least a little discreet.  She wasn’t.

 

She hit on me.  I wouldn’t mess with her.  But I wasn’t into that.  I had my own thing with other broads.

 

‘Fuck the Kennedys’

 

On January 19, 1961, despite a major blizzard that knocked out power to most of the city, Louis, Keely, Sam and the Witnesses performed in Washington, D.C. at the pre-inaugural gala for president-elect John F. Kennedy. The show was produced and hosted by Frank Sinatra and featuring the biggest stars of the era. 

 

That night, I got to meet Bette Davis! Everybody was there, man, Everybody you could fuckin’ dream about. And being on the same bill with everybody, being treated like fuckin’ royalty, man. Unbelievable. So after we got through, Louis and Keely were invited to a private party for the Kennedys and all their friends and Nat King Cole and all the fuckin’ superstars.  And we [Sam and the Witnesses] weren’t invited, so we were walking around like fucking idiots! And all of a sudden, Piggy, Keely’s brother, came up.  He said, “Louis wants you guys to go play for –” I said, “Tell Louis, fuck the Kennedys!”  Never went.  Fuck the Kennedys. Why didn’t they invite us in the first place? I’m going to entertain for them now?  And they didn’t invite me?  Fuck ’em.  And I didn’t go.

 

Louis didn’t say nothing.  He said, “I don’t blame you.’  He said, “I told ’em I couldn’t find you.”

 


The final blow


Between engagements at the Desert Inn, Louis, Keely and Sam continued to play top venues across the country. On May 16, 1961, they opened a two-week engagement at the Latin Casino in Cherry Hill, New Jersey.

 

We were working at the Latin Casino when she caught him. From what I understand, I wasn’t there, she caught him in the parking lot getting head from this Indian broad who was in the line in the show. Louis, I guess he had the hots for her. You know, she was a nice-lookin’ girl. A fine body. And that’s when the parting of the ways came.  I don’t know if they had made an agreement that neither one would fuck around anymore, and then she caught him. Somebody squealed and told her, “Go look out in the car.”

I think it was in between shows. She left the fuckin’ stage, never came back.  I think she left the next day. Or that was a closing night. I don’t remember what night it was.

Everybody knew they weren’t getting along. Saw it going by the wayside.  I mean, they tried to patch it up, I guess, but she didn’t want no more part of it. All of a sudden, she became a saint.  And her agent eventually told her, “You don’t need him.  He needs you. You don’t need him. He needs you.”

 

What was I doing? I was just saying to myself, “What’s going to happen now if they break up? They’re going to throw away a thing that they worked at their whole lives for. This is something that they’ve been both wanting. They’re on top of the world!” Nobody knew whether they would stay together and work or she’d go her way he went his, but when it came down to it, when she left and we started working alone the next engagement, I knew right away that he didn’t want to work with her and she don’t want to work with him.

 

Out the window

 

Word spread quickly that “the hottest husband-and-wife team in show business” was headed toward divorce. The final D.I. engagement opened on August 4, 1961. Variety’s Duke praised the “Return of the Wildest” show, from the opener, when bass man Rolly Dee did “a very funny bit… with Chinese doubletalk,” to the finale, when Prima introduced a new dance called the Grasshopper, “a catchy step… and a good gimmick for audience participation.” As usual, the band opened with “When You’re Smiling.”

 

She came back for the last engagement. That was cold, man. You could feel the ice in the fuckin’ air. She’d laugh and he’d be a buffoon, you know, clownin’ and smilin’, and you could feel ice. That was like, doing it down the line, you know. We did two shows, you know. But it was just like a throwaway. There was nothing felt. But the one that they looked like they really enjoyed, was That Ol’ Black Magic. They really enjoyed doing that fuckin’ tune.

 

(VIDEO: Louis Prima and Keely Smith “Black Magic”)

 

Let me tell you another story now before I forget. Now, now one day, after the split-up, Keely said, “Sam, you want to come with me?” And I said, “Oh, fuck. What am I going to do here? And I gave her something. I said, “I’ll let you know.” So I started thinking about it, and I said to myself, “If I go with her, it ain’t going to be no fuckin’ good because I knew who was responsible for this fuckin’ act and that was Louis Prima. I called her and I said, “Keely, don’t get angry, but I’m going to stay with Louis.” And I went and told him. I said, “You know, Keely asked me to go with her, but I’m going to stay with you.” He said, “Oh, I was hoping.”

 

Keely Smith was granted a divorce, on the grounds of cruelty, on October 3, 1961.

 

We had our new home and we knew Louis was going to get the divorce that day, so we invited Louis and his mother over to the house to have dinner with us. And his mother said, “No, let me cook.” ’Cause Louis loves the way she cooked chicken cacciatore.  I’ll never forget. And we said, “Sure, if you want to cook, it’s our pleasure. The kitchen is yours.”  So she cooked chicken cacciatore and it was about five-thirty when Louis got back from the divorce proceedings. He got in the house and he cried like a baby. Cried like a fuckin’ baby, man.  He says, “It was something we wanted all of our lives, finally had it in the palm of our hands, just threw it out the window. Why? Why?” He says, “I’ll never understand. All my life, this is what I wanted. And what she wanted, too. Now, we threw it out the window. Now, we got nothing.”

 

His mother said, “Louis, you did it before without her, you can do it again without her.” You know how mothers are.  She told him, she said, “All your life, did you need her? You did it yourself, didn’t you? You’ll do it again.”  She was a very strong woman, his mother.

 

Back to the lounge 

 

After they had split up, we were working at the Moulin Rouge in L.A., and that’s when Louis negotiated the contract to go back to the Sahara. Louis went to Stan Irwin, who was the entertainment director, and he said, “We’d like to come back to work for you.  Let’s negotiate a deal.” And Stan told him that he had to have a girl singer. That was in the contract. And he’d be glad to have us back there at the Sahara.

 

So Louis looked for a girl singer. He found Gia. And Christ, we were working, and Gia was an unknown. Nobody knew Gia Maione. So we were working at the Sahara, and when she joined the group, I said to the guys, “Man,” I said, “if this chick gets billing over me, I’m cutting out. I’m through.” And sure enough, that night on the marquee, her name was equal size of Louis’s, top billing over me.

 

Gia Maione

 

And it pissed me off.  I said, “Louis, I’m coming by the house tomorrow. I want to talk with you.” And I went out to the house up on Warm Springs Road. Keely was gone. He had some friends there. And he said, “Excuse me, I want to have a meeting with Sam.” So we went outside the pool area, away from everybody, and I told him. I said, “Man, this is like a slap in the face. You don’t do this.” He said, “What do you mean?” I said, “The fuckin” marquee.”  I said, “I worked too hard all these years, like to accomplish something, and I think I’ve accomplished it, because you’ve helped me, naturally. Then, all of a sudden, Keely is gone — who I respected as a star, just as much as you. Now she’s gone, and here we are the Sahara Hotel, and you bring somebody, who nobody knows who she is, and she has no credentials, and you bring her here and give her billing over me? Not equal billing, but top billing over me. What am I to do?” I mean, you know? So I said, “Best thing for me to do is to leave.”

 

And Louis ordinarily, I know he would’ve said, “Leave,” but I guess I was too important to the organization, to this group, for him to, I guess, say what he would ordinarily have said. He started talking to me. And talking to me. Things like, “Because of the contract saying that I have to have a girl singer, and I thought it wouldn’t look nice if you were on here and she was on the bottom. It wouldn’t look like it was an act between the girl and I.”  I said, “What? To begin with, we don’t need another girl.” He said, “But that’s in the contract.  I have no alternative.  I have to use a girl.”

 

(VIDEO: Sam Butera & The Witnesses – You’re Nobody ‘Till Somebody Loves You 1964 with Louis Prima & Gia Maione)

 

We weren’t going to work the main showroom at the Desert Inn without Louis and Keely.  They wouldn’t accept it, I think, with just him alone. So he said, “Well, let’s go back to where we started. Maybe we might get this thing rollin’ again. Get a new face.” But he had a girl singer before Gia, who didn’t make it. I had tears in my eyes, ’cause I was very upset.  I said, “Man, I thought you had more love for me than that. After all these years being together, writing all these arrangements and doing this and that, and not even getting fuckin’ paid for ’em.” You know?  “All of a sudden, you hire a stranger that nobody even knows in the business?  If she would’ve been a star, I’d say terrific man, I understand. But a nobody?”

 

I said, “The least you could’ve done, before you put her up on the goddamn marquee, would be to come to me and explain to me what you’re gonna do. Don’t make me look like a fuckin’ idiot!” And he says, “Well, I didn’t mean it to be that way. I’ve got so many things on my mind.”  And he started telling me, “Look, Sam, be patient.” You know.  “One of these days, you’re going to be a star. You’re a gem. You’re very val–” All this bullshit. I said, “Bullshit, Louis.  You’d have taken time if I was that important to you.” And he kept talking and talking.  He had a way, you know.

 


Sam Butera at the Tropicana, Las Vegas 1989.

 

Sam Butera stayed with Louis Prima and Gia Maione. He stayed after Prima married Gia; after Gia left the act to raise their two children; and into the 1970s, when he and Louis added Sympathy for the Devil to their set. Louis Prima underwent surgery for a brain tumor in 1975, fell into a coma and died in 1978. Sam Butera renamed his band The Wildest (he said that Keely owned the name “The Witnesses”) and carried on with the act in casino lounges and nightclubs for another 25 years. He paid tribute to Louis Prima every night, opening each set with When You’re Smiling and closing with When the Saints Go Marching In, leading the horn section on a stroll through the audience, slapping palms, shaking hands, and somehow continuing to blow that saxophone, as always, with a smile on his face. Sam Butera died on June 3, 2009. He was 81.

 

Before I even joined him, he was always a hero in my eyes. I loved him.  “Cause I’d listen to his records. I used to do some things of his, you know. I can never get Louis’s sound, but I knew that right phrase, you know? I’ll tell you, he was an incredible entertainer. I watched him work that first night, because I consider myself a hard worker, too. He worked hard, but he had it coming, man. He knew show business inside out. I ain’t never seen a performer in my whole life, nobody, but nobody can get on the same stage with him.

 

How was he different offstage?

 

Business.  Business.

 

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Bonus Video: Louis Prima & Sam Butera – Coolin

 

Sam Butera at Discogs.com

Louis Prima website

 

BURT KEARNS produces nonfiction television and documentary films. He wrote the books TABLOID BABY and, with Jeff Abraham, THE SHOW WON’T GO ON: THE MOST SHOCKING, BIZARRE, AND HISTORIC DEATHS OF PERFORMERS ONSTAGE.

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, May 27, 2020

FRED WILLARD WAS FOREVER YOUNG: AND REALLY REALLY OLD

FRED WILLARD WAS 

FOREVER YOUNG: 

AND REALLY REALLY OLD

 

Burt Kearns 

May 27, 2020

 

For 60 years, Fred Willard made us laugh playing the same character, from early comedy club gigs with Vic Greco and appearances on Steve Allen’s and Ed Sullivan’s shows to countless appearances on David Letterman’s and Jimmy Kimmel’s shows. And then there were the Christopher Guest films, Spinal TapWaiting for Guffman and Best in Show (“he went after her like she was made of ham”). The character he played had a lot of Fred Willard in it—innocence, confidence, decency, naivete. Everybody loved Fred Willard. Burt Kearns spoke to a number of comedy experts about him and shed light on the mystery of his greatness. 

 

“The secret to Fred Willard was his wife, Mary. She was really in charge of his career. She was his protector.  They got married in 1968, so it was fifty years.  She died two years ago and that was to my mind, sort of the end of Fred Willard in a way.  Like, when you’re with somebody for fifty years and then they die and they’re controlling your career, I think he was a little bit lost without her. He slowed down considerably as soon as that happened. Not just career-wise, but physically. You would see him in person, he looked really tired. He would do shows for Dana Gould. They would do live stage readings of Plan 9 From Outer Space and it would be like Dana and Patton (Oswalt) and Fred Willard. And if you saw him before he went on stage or after he went on stage, you could barely talk to him. He was like, winded, and just frail. But onstage, he was back to being Fred Willard.”

 

That’s Kliph Nesteroff talking. Kliph is a comedy historian – make that the comedy historian (as he will demonstrate). He wrote the essential and definitive book on the subject, The Comedians: Drunks, Thieves, Scoundrels, and the History of American Comedy. He knew Fred Willard.

 

Then again, everybody in the industry knew Fred Willard, or worked with Fred Willard, or met Fred Willard. I met Fred Willard more than once. A few years ago, I walked into one of those Hollywood autograph conventions, where they were pulling in old stars for me to interview, cold, for a documentary, and who’s sitting there but Fred Willard. We talked a bit about baseball and then he told me that one of his favorite television memories was an interview he did when he starred on an old NBC show called Real People.

 

“We had a guy called Spaceship Frank who built a spaceship in his garage, and he was going to fly it to Venus and back. And he was deadly serious. I crawled inside the machine and there were no chairs. Frank said, ‘Well, it won’t take that long, it would take a couple of hours. People wanna sit down, we put down some folding chairs in there.’”

 

Fred loved that one. Where he pulled Spaceship Frank from, I don’t know. It was the one bite we used in the documentary, because it was pure Fred Willard. Fred Willard was the guy on a folding chair in a spaceship on a two-hour trip to Venus. Fred Willard, the comic and improv actor, was brilliant. He was everywhere.

 

When word spread that he’d died on May 15, the second most striking part of the news, to me, was his age. Fred Willard was eighty-six years old. Eighty-six! Forty months from ninety. How could that be? Fred Willard really was everywhere, always working, and he never came off as an old person, especially not a widower who’d recently lost his wife of fifty years.  He was childlike, innocent, and every age group today could claim him as their own.

 


Fred Willard was the guy on a folding chair in a

spaceship on a two-hour trip to Venus. Fred

Willard, the comic and improv actor, was brilliant.

He was everywhere.


 

If you’re in your early twenties, you might know him from Modern Family or the movie Anchorman, or if you stay up late, his appearances, up until only a few weeks ago, on Jimmy Kimmel’s show. A little older? It might be Everybody Loves Raymond and all those Christopher Guest movies, especially Best in Show, and maybe all the bits he did on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show.  Get a little greyer and it’s Roseanne, and dozens of appearances on Late Night with David Letterman in the 1980s. Old like me and it’s Fred Willard in This Is Spinal Tap, and as Jerry Hubbard, second banana to Martin Mull’s Barth Gimble on the fake television talk show, Fernwood 2 Night.

 

What’s wild is that Fred Willard was doing it much longer than that, in a career that goes much farther back, all the way to those black-and-white Lenny Bruce-Mort Sahl coffeehouse days. What’s wilder is that Fred had all these generations laughing, playing the exact same character.

 

   Fred Willard by Burt Kearns

 

Hip Guy Playing A Square

 

“He got into show business, 1958, ’59.” Kliph tells me how Fred Willard, after a hitch in the U.S. Army, arrived in New York City from Shaker Heights, Ohio and enrolled at a place called “The Gag Writers Institute.”

 

“It was one of these charlatans who wasn’t funny at all who was teaching the class on how to be funny. Fred enrolled in that. The other members of the class included Ron Carey from Barney Miller and Vaughn Meader, who did the JFK impression. They were all in this class together. And that’s where Fred met this guy, Vic Greco.  They were workshopping with sketches in this class and were supposed to do a showcase at the end of the course. And the teacher said, ‘We’re just gonna have you two do the whole showcase,’ because Fred and this guy Greco were standout funny. I think the showcase was called An Evening with Fred Willard and Vic Greco. Everybody else was pushed to the margins, playing incidental characters in their showcase.

 


Fred Willard’s comedy doesn’t work as well

if the person in the audience is the same type

of person as the character he’s playing.


 

“After they finished that course, they took those sketches they did in the class on the coffeehouse circuit, performing a nightclub act as Willard and Greco. They played the Phase 2 and the Gaslight in Greenwich Village in 1960, ’61, ’62.

 

“I haven’t been able to verify this, but the advertisement for it seems to indicate that they recorded the laughter, the audience reaction. They didn’t record the show. They put microphones in the audience for the laughter to sell it to television networks to use as a laugh track.  I don’t know if it ever actually ended up being used or not, but I think they thought that original Fred Willard performance would get some really big laughs from the audience, so they recorded the laughs to use in canned laughter. I think maybe this is how the guy from the Gag Writers Institute sustained himself financially.”

 

Television followed. “Steve Allen was the first person who, quote unquote, ‘got’ him,” Kliph says. “Like, he got it. Fred Willard’s comedy doesn’t work as well if the person in the audience is the same type of person as the character he’s playing. You know what I mean?  Like a naïve, sort of, dolt. Somebody might see Best in Show and just not get the joke. Fred Willard for his era was very hip. This hip guy playing a square.  And so, hip people got it and squares maybe missed it, especially in that era when comedy had to be more on the nose, more spelled out. It wasn’t as subtle.

 

“Steve Allen, though, got that subtlety right away. He became a big booster, and said Willard and Greco were the lineal descendants to the Marx Brothers. He used them a bunch on his various shows and was always the best audience, with that big cackling laugh that you could hear offstage.”

 

Willard and Greco played The Ed Sullivan Show four times. They were guests on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in its first year. They did the The Merv Griffin Show.  “They did a ton of TV shows in the ’60s,” the comedy historian says. “They did The Dean Martin Show, they did The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour. They did an episode of Get Smart.  It was supposed to be the pilot for their own series, but Fred’s manager fucked it up when he held up Leonard Stern and Talent Associates for more money for their own series. They never got to do it.

 


Steve Allen, though, got that subtlety right away.

He became a big booster, and said Willard and

Greco were the lineal descendants to the Marx Brothers.


 

“And at one point, they were supposed to be hired as the company of players on the original 1968 Carol Burnett Show.  Instead of Harvey Korman and Tim Conway, they were going to have Fred Willard and Vic Greco. And again, the manager held them up for more money and they never got to do it. Fred was really pissed off about it. And, in fact, maybe it wasn’t even their manager. It may have been his partner, Vic Greco. I think that soured the relationship and that’s why they broke up.

 

“They broke up and then they got back together. They broke up the first time because Fred joined The Second City in Chicago in 1965. The other notable players in that cast that year at Second City were Robert Klein and David Steinberg. And right away, Robert Klein said it was obvious that Fred ‘had it.’ He was this unique comic voice with his own special rhythm that nobody else could steal. He was unplagiarizable.”

 

Hip People Got It

 

That comic voice? “Pretty much he was always this kind of clueless guy, this guy who was confident but stupid,” Kliph explains. “You can’t really compare it to anything else, it was so unique. If you were to compare it to anything, you could compare it to Bob and Ray. In the early ’50s, they did the same thing. They played sort of, stupid, naïve, folksy people who did not realize that they were ridiculous. And it kind of attracted the same sort of audience as Fred Willard. Hip people got it. But people that were too close in tone to the characters that were being portrayed or parodied didn’t understand that it was comedy.  So it’s hard to define what it is. But very, very few people could do that.”

 

A lot of words get thrown around when describing the comic voice that carried Fred Willard for sixty years. Dunderhead. Dimwit. Clueless. Genial buffoon. “Everyone thinks of Fred Willard as a brilliant comedian, but I think we really should say, ‘Fred Willard was a brilliant actor,’ because he really acted like an idiot in those roles, and you really believed he was that dumb guy.”  That’s Jeff Abraham talking. My co-author on the book The Show Won’t Go On, Jeff is the publicist for and board member of the National Comedy Center and owner of the famed Abraham Comedy Archives. He knew and worked with Fred.  Of course he did.  “There’s that expression, ‘You’re acting like a kid, you’re acting like a clown,’ and that was Fred,” Jeff says. “He was so brilliantly acting, you almost believed he was that character. He almost had an angelic quality in all those Christopher Guest roles. He really became the dog show commentator. He really became that person. And I think that came from all his years of improv training.



Everyone thinks of Fred Willard as a 

brilliant comedian, but I think we really should say, 

‘Fred Willard was a brilliant actor,’ because

he really acted like an idiot in those roles,

and you really believed he was that dumb guy.


 

“He definitely had an innocence. There was a childlike innocence about him, but we should not be completely fooled. He was not completely innocent.”

 

‘Do Not Open Zipper and Pant’

 

No, Fred Willard wasn’t completely innocent, but it was the innocent quality he brought to his characters and exhibited in real life, that carried him through an unfortunate and uncharacteristic scandal eight years ago. Fred was arrested and charged with suspicion of lewd conduct at the Tiki Xymposium Adult Theater, a raunchy, sticky shack on a seedy stretch of Santa Monica Boulevard in Hollywood. A jerkatorium with a sign over the turnstile that read “DO NOT OPEN ZIPPER AND PANT.”  When that news broke, the shock for me and most other people wasn’t that he was accused of whacking it in a porno house, but ‘Fred Willard is seventy-eight?’  Everybody gave him a break.

 

“Not only was he eventually cleared, rather than have his publicist put a spin on it, Fred kind of made a joke of it,” Jeff recalls. “He wound up critiquing the movie and making fun of the theater itself.  Fred was not a swashbuckling playboy, you know? ‘What are you doing in the theatre? You could get all the women you want!’ He was kind of an everyman, so it was like an innocent mistake.  And nobody really cared enough to dig into his background to see if he was going to the theater for the last thirty years or was it one time. They gave him a pass!”

 


He definitely had an innocence. There was a

childlike innocence about him, but we should

not be completely fooled. He was not completely

 innocent.


 

After the arrest was announced, comedian Albert Brooks summed up Hollywood’s shrug with a tweet: “I love Fred Willard. He’s a great guy. For his birthday I’m getting him a den and a home computer.”

 

I read the Brooks tweet to my pal A.J. Benza, the former New York Daily News gossip columnist and host of the old Mysteries & Scandals cable series. Nobody mentioned Fred’s porno house arrest in the days following his death — nobody but A.J. He talked about it in detail on Fame Is A Bitch, his hardboiled podcast that mixes news, gossip and Hollywood history. Of course, A.J. had been to the Tiki Theater. Doing research.

 

“That’s great. That’s funny,” A.J. says when he hears the Brooks tweet. “Well, he also got busted in 1990. They don’t talk about that that much. So he definitely had a kink, like he liked to do that. I actually said that on my show. ‘Maybe he had a wife who didn’t want him to look at porn, I don’t know.’ But for Christ’s sake, now it’s free everywhere. Was it free in 2012? I can’t remember if it was.”

 

A.J. gave Fred a pass, and so did the gossip media in 2012, who laid off the guy because of Fred’s persona – “It was ‘Fred, he’s harmless. Let him do what he’s gonna do.’ Yeah, yeah, yeah.” — but also because he was one of those entertainment figures who was above the gossip culture, in A.J.’s words, “Too hip for the room. And I don’t think everybody got the joke sometimes.  Some guys are too hip for the room, and I think he was so good at playing that (part), that he was just too hip for the room for a lot of people. So he just doesn’t fit in.”

 

Then A.J. changes the subject. “But what a terrific guy, man. Did you watch Fernwood 2 Night? You must’ve saw that when you were younger. He’s just one of those guys that’s a treasure!”

 

And here’s the punchline.  A.J. Benza is also an actor (he’s in Gravesend, the new mob series on Amazon).  When he arrived in Hollywood in the late 1990s, the first movie role he landed was in a picture called Chump Change. His first scene was opposite Fred Willard.

 

“The movie was directed by a guy named Steve Burrows. The movie’s about a guy writing a script who comes to Hollywood. At first, everybody loves the script, and then they want changes, so the guy’s making all these changes. I was his agent and Fred was his manager. And of all things, Jerry Stiller played the studio head.  Talk about a movie. I read the script. One of those independent movies that made me laugh like crazy. I couldn’t wait to do it. Then I find out Fred Willard is playing the manager, and I was so excited.

 

“Fred and I worked a day and a half together. So we do the script the way the guy wrote it. Very funny. And then Fred takes Steve aside and says, ‘That was great. Uh, do you mind if I just do a couple of wild lines? Do it my way? Can I give it a shot?’  And Steve’s like, ‘Of course. Are you kidding me? Have a ball.’ And then Fred does all the things he thinks he should say, and every one of Fred’s lines stayed in the movie. The kid was like, ‘Forget about my writing. This is gold!’  He’s perfect. He just gets it immediately.

 

“The day we worked, there was nothing about him to suggest, ‘I work with the biggest stars, I’ve been in these movies and this TV show.’ He just comes on the set, and he didn’t want anybody to treat him differently. Very matter of fact, very kind. He didn’t have any airs about him. So that made me even go more crazy, because I couldn’t believe I was gonna be on a movie with him and act next to him. I’m just looking at him in awe, because when I was fifteen, to see Fernwood 2 Night was like, how could I be so lucky that there’s a show with Martin Mull and Fred Willard? Fernwood 2 Night was insanely funny to me.”

 


There was nothing about him to suggest,

‘I work with the biggest stars, I’ve been in

these movies and this TV show.’ He just comes

on the set, and he didn’t want anybody to

treat him differently. Very matter of fact,

very kind. He didn’t have any airs about him.


 

Always A Put-On

 

“Again, Fernwood 2 Night is one of those things where hip people got it and squares were confused,” Kliph Nesteroff says. “They weren’t sure if it was a real talk show or a fake talk show. Now it’s so common to do a fake talk show that it’s almost hack. But Fernwood 2 Night was the first to do that, to kinda trick you into wondering, ‘Is this real or is this fake or is this part real? Is this part fake? Are these actors?’ The guests sometimes were real people and sometimes they were Harry Shearer. So it blurred that line. Norman Lear’s name was attached to it, but he had sort of a standoff approach.  And it was syndicated, which gave it this mysterious feel because it aired at different times in different markets. Sometimes late at night, sometimes during the day.

 

“And Martin Mull was considered a very hip comedian at the time. Martin Mull was sort of like Steve Martin before Steve Martin. Martin Mull heavily influenced Steve Martin. And this was a new era of comedy in the Saturday Night Live era. The SCTV era. The Steve Martin era. The Albert Brooks era. The Fernwood 2 Night era. And what they all had in common is that they all made comedy about comedy. About show business. We kind of take that for granted now, because stand-up comedians go up on stage and they talk about television and SNL‘s famous for its commercial parodies. But before that wave when Albert Brooks was making fun of ventriloquists, people didn’t do that. Nobody going on Ed Sullivan and making fun of the ventriloquist. They would have real ventriloquists. And so this was a first generation of comedians that had been raised with television.”

 


Martin Mull was sort of like

Steve Martin before Steve Martin.


 

From This Is Spinal Tap in 1984 to The History of White People in America, and D.C. Follies (“Sort of a ripoff of Spitting Image in the UK, with puppets, but didn’t have the same cutting political satire”), Kliph says Fred Willard “was everywhere in the 1980s.

 

“He was like a utility comedy player. One of the places before Christopher Guest you would see him most regularly was on Late Night with David Letterman. He must have appeared twenty or thirty times. And he was sort of like Bill Murray or Richard Lewis or Robert Klein. There was a handful of Letterman guests in the ’80’s who, every time they appeared, they did something brand new. In fact, I would compare Fred Willard on Letterman in the ’80’s to Will Farrell on any late-night talk show today. Will Farrell will come out as a character or dressed in a costume.  It’s always something different every time. And that’s what Willard did. He would do these very elaborate conceptual pieces, always a put-on.”

 

That Clueless, Bumbling Voice

 

“I think it was Michael McKean who I interviewed, who said the thing that he loved about Fred Willard was when everyone would make a right he would go left.” Danny Wolf is talking now. “He always kept other actors very sharp. He said, ‘Fred Willard was the only actor you could never keep up with.  Because when we all go right, Fred’ll go left, and you gotta be on your toes.’ He was so quick. And if you see anything from Best in Show to Waiting for Guffman, I don’t want to say he steals the movies, but for Best in Show he certainly should’ve been nominated for a supporting actor Oscar. Best in Show is what I interviewed him about.”

 

I’ve known Danny Wolf since he was a producer on that first wave of television network “clip shows,” like Busted On The Job, that featured videos of chefs peeing in the soup or mailmen getting attacked by pit bulls. Danny directed the new, three-part documentary series, Time Warp: The Greatest Cult Films of All Time. Two parts have been released. The third, dedicated to comedy, is available to stream on June 16. Danny interviewed Fred Willard for that one.

 

“I picked Best in Show as one of the great cult films of all time, partly because of Fred, because something that makes a cult film is a movie that’s quotable and lines you never forget. And most of the funniest and quotable lines in Best in Show are Fred Willard’s.


I ask him, “And these were improvised lines, right?”

 

“Yeah,” Danny says. “People kind of know, with (director) Christopher Guest, you get an outline and he sort of lets you go.  I think Fred did everything in a day or day and a half. All his lines. And that just goes to show you what a talent he is, where there’s that much good ad libbing. To have the ability to do that without a script, and that can roll off your tongue and come out of your mind just shows what a genius the guy was.  People do use the word ‘genius’ very flippantly here.  The word ‘genius,’ gets bantered and thrown at people like it’s nothing anymore. Very few people really earn or deserve genius. He did.

 

“We sat in Fred’s living room, and the coolest thing is he went into his Buck Laughlin character when I was interviewing him,” Danny says with real excitement. “He actually opened the interview with, ‘We’re here at the Mayflower Dog Show!’ in that voice. He based that on Joe Garagiola (the baseball catcher turned television announcer and host), which he talks about in my documentary. And I just got the chills. It’s like, Oh my God, he’s doing, ‘Hey, you went after her like she’s made out of ham!’ And he did it in that kind of clueless, bumbling voice of his. And you just go, ‘Man, that’s awesome.’ It’s Fred Willard doing Buck Laughlin in the interview, and I got the chills.



The word ‘genius,’ gets bantered and thrown

at people like it’s nothing anymore. Very few

people really earn or deserve genius. He did.


 

“It was a thrill,” Danny says, reliving it.  “I mean, to sit across — you know, I did interviews with a hundred and fifteen celebrities over those couple of years, and met everyone from Jeff Bridges to Jeff Goldblum to John Turturro to Tobe Hooper. And sitting across from Fred Willard probably gave me more chills than any of those people I just named because not only did I grow up with him, but he’s just the kind of guy you like and you want to like and you know he’s nice, and you know he’s gracious. He made us feel at home immediately and made the interview very easy for me because of how relaxed he is and how funny he is and how cool he is.

 

“You know, it’s not like Gary Busey, when you ask a question and there’s sort of this intimidating, ‘How is he gonna answer it? Is he gonna be an asshole? Or will he even answer the question straight?’ Every question you asked Fred, you know you’re gonna get a great answer. You know it’s gonna be funny. You know it’s gonna be honest. And it just made me like him even more than I liked him going in. And that was hard, because I already loved him going in. And I loved him even more when I left.”

 

“I know you,” I tell Danny. “And I know you actually did get chills from him, knowing you.”

 

“Yes, I did.”

 

Tom Jones’ Opening Act

 

Back to Kliph Nesteroff: “He had originally been cast in either the Robert Stack or Leslie Nielsen role in Airplane!, and he turned it down because he had just done a string of bombs in movies in ’77 and ’79. He made this movie called Cracking Up with the guys from Firesign Theatre, for Sam Arkoff from American International Pictures. It was a wacky comedy. It was an absolute disaster. And then he did this movie Americathon, which was a wacky comedy.  And an absolute disaster. So then he gets the script for Airplane! in ’79 and says, ‘This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read.’ They wanted him for the lead and he turned it down.

 

“He was in some weird movies. He was in a trucker movie called Flatbed Annie & Sweetiepie, which starred Annie Potts and Harry Dean Stanton, and Arthur Godfrey, right before he died. He was doing all these B movies. He was in a sexploitation comedy called Chesty Anderson U.S. Navy.  And he played a serious role in the first adaptation of a Stephen King novel, Salem’s Lot. Most interestingly, he was in a movie by the French filmmaker Jacques Demy called Model Shop, an art house movie.

 


Every question you asked Fred, you know

you’re gonna get a great answer. You know

it’s gonna be funny. You know it’s gonna be

honest. And it just made me like him even more

than I liked him going in. And that was hard,

because I already loved him going in.


 

“He did all kinds of little things here and there, but those things were all tangential from comedy. Comedy was the main thing. And then the Ace Trucking Company. They were a clever sketch troupe, sort of an outgrowth of the style that had been founded by The Committee, which was sort of intellectual sketch comedy. You know, Compass Theater informed The Second City.  Second City informed The Committee.  They got signed by Tom Jones to do many appearances on his show which was filmed in the UK and they became his opening act. So for a while, Fred Willard was Tom Jones’ opening act.” Kliph laughs. “And Ace Trucking Co did hundreds of TV shows. The Dick Cavett Show and forgotten talk shows like The Barbara McNair ShowThe Woody Woodbury Show. In ’69, ’70, ’71.”


 Painting of Fred Willard in his home, 

photo by Danny Wolf

 

When I talked to Fred back at that Hollywood convention, he couldn’t believe that anyone remembered his old work, playing that same “Fred Willard character.”  Maybe that was his secret.  By not reinventing himself, he was new to every generation.  “Most people remember Best In Show, a lot of people remember Fernwood 2 Night, which is before that, which is amazing,” Fred said. “And every once in a while, someone comes up with a really old thing and it’s like, ‘Oh God, where did that come from?’”


‘A Comic Genius On Your Hands’

 

“He was pretty ageless,” Danny Wolf says. “If you look at him in, say, Waiting for Guffman, and you look at him in Modern Family, and you’re talking maybe a fifteen-year difference in when they came out, and you know what? He didn’t change that much in appearance.  And his voice certainly didn’t. He had kind of that distinctive ‘Hey, it’s Fred Willard’ voice. Two weeks before he died, he was doing Kimmel. He just seemed like the kind of guy who would work ’til he died. And he did.”

 

“His character really was able to age as he went along,” Jeff Abraham tells me. “On Kimmel, he was playing these befuddled senators and politicians. So he could play the father and things and older statesmen as he aged.

 

“I think the people who were in charge were smart, because they knew how good he was. And they did not let his age get in front of him. So if you were a producer on Raymond, you said, ‘Oh, let’s get Fred Willard. He’s delivered. I grew up with him from Spinal Tap.’ And the people behind Spinal Tap said, ‘Oh, I know him from the previous generation.’  So I think all the smart people knew how good he was and said. ‘Let’s not get a Fred Willard type, let’s get Fred Willard. And so he was finding a new audience every generation. And most performers don’t get that. They have their great run and they kind of disappear.

 

“I mean, here’s a guy who gave us sixty years of laughter, from when he was in sketches up until work that will come out after he dies (like Danny Wolf’s documentary and the Netflix series, Space Force). Making someone laugh is easier said than done, and then to do it so well and so long is more icing on the cake. So that’s how I want to remember Fred.”

 


Let’s not get a Fred Willard type,

let’s get Fred Willard.


 

“He was a sweet, sweet dude,” Kliph Nesteroff says.  “Like I say, his wife Mary, who passed away a year and a half ago, she was sort of his bodyguard, his manager, unofficially. She kept a watchful eye to make sure that nobody was trying to take advantage of Fred, because he was so genuinely nice that you could very easily recruit him for some sort of crazy scheme. There was this string of naivete that he played in all of his characters that was also sort of real. He was genuinely nice. If somebody shouted up to him, ‘Hey Fred!’ on the street, he would stop. Most celebrities would put their head down and keep walking.  He’d stop and engage with the person and then start to wonder how he knew this person. But he didn’t know them, they were just a fan. So Mary was the one who would come in and say, ‘Okay, move along.’ She was like his protector and his guide, so, when she died, I thought to myself, “Well, I wonder when Fred’s gonna die,” because it’s gonna be sooner rather than later, just because they were so tightly connected.  And sure enough.

 

“Everybody loved using him. He was just a joy to work with. Everybody wanted to work with him because he always delivered. You could always count on laughs. And he never stopped working.  That’s so rare that this happens for anybody in comedy, that they transcend generations.  Because if you look at anybody who appeared on The Merv Griffin Show or The Steve Allen Show or The Ed Sullivan Show the same year that Fred Willard did, there’s nobody under the age of forty who wants to watch it or will enjoy it for any reason other than maybe camp. Even the biggest comedy fan today who’s downloading podcasts or trying to do stand-up, none of them are watching Norm Crosby. None of them are seeking out Alan King. Not even the younger generation. They’re not interested in Mort Sahl or even Nichols and May.



There was this string of naivete that he played

in all of his characters that was also sort of real.

He was genuinely nice. If somebody shouted up

to him, ‘Hey Fred!’ on the street, he would stop.

Most celebrities would put their head down and

keep walking.  He’d stop and engage with the person

and then start to wonder how he knew this person.

But he didn’t know them, they were just a fan.


 

“But Fred Willard they still responded to, still genuinely belly-laughed at his performances. Even though he’d been around since the early ’60s and was in his eighties, they would still find him truly, truly funny. They didn’t have to qualify it or say it’s funny for his age or funny for his time or it’s funny in its context or anything like that. Even people that are still alive that he worked with, like Robert Klein and his contemporaries from Second City — and this isn’t a put down, but there’s nobody under the age of fifty who’s excited about Robert Klein or David Steinberg.  But they are excited about Fred Willard. You could still show Best in Show or any other Fred Willard performance to somebody in their twenties and they’ll respond to it. They’ll find it funny. So that is the rarest thing in comedy, and that’s when you know you have a comic genius on your hands. The only other person I could name like that would be Mel Brooks. And maybe Steve Martin. But that’s about it.”

 

I let that sink in, and say to Kliph, “Well, that’s the greatest tribute, I think, that you can give to him. And especially, as they say, coming from you, that’s a beautiful tribute to Fred Willard.”

 

“Yeah, and the thing is you don’t even have to puff it up for an obituary,” Kliph replies. “Like, it’s the truth. What I am saying, I think we could all acknowledge is true. And the fact that he worked so much right up until his death is a testament to that. Never stopped being hilarious to people in their eighties or people who are in their twenties. And that just never happens in comedy, unfortunately. It’s very rare.”


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